Welcome to the Idiocy

WHO WE ARE.
WHO WE'RE NOT.

An unfiltered look at the people behind Professional Idiots.

Welcome to Professional Idiots. We are far from a conventional company, and we never intend to be. We're a small group of open-minded, free-spirited people who live life on our own terms. We don't ask society for permission, and we extend the same courtesy to everyone else.

We let people work the way that actually works for them. Dress how you want. Speak your mind. Build the workflow that gets you to ship. If that means a standing desk made of milk crates and a 10-foot Buddha statue for desk decor, that's fine by us.

Tattooed up to your eyeballs? Cool — let's compare ink. Whoever you love, however you identify, whatever you bring to the table: you'll fit in here as long as the work is good and you treat people with respect. That's the bar. It's a high one and a low one at the same time.

We don't like being controlled. Standard hours say work until five, but happy hour starts at four — massive conflict — so we just keep good beer in the fridge. We hire people who are as much of an idiot as we are. If you get offended easily, this isn't your place. We're going to be ourselves either way.

Self-Assessment

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE A PROFESSIONAL IDIOT?

Extra points to anyone who can honestly say any of the following applies to them.

You once gave your father "the talk."
You brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds.
Panhandlers give you money.
Sharks have a week dedicated to you.
You live vicariously through yourself.
If opportunity knocks, and you're not home, opportunity waits.
You taught a German Shepherd to bark in French.
Mosquitoes refuse to bite you purely out of respect.
You are left-handed. And right-handed.
You once flirted with danger, and danger got clingy.
You have won the lifetime achievement award... twice.
You taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
Your business card simply says "I'll call you."
You never wear a watch because time is always on your side.
If any of that applied, we probably want to talk.
A note before you apply

We only work with the real deal. People who'll learn from us as much as we learn from them. People we'll be proud to call one of ours — and who'll actually push Professional Idiots forward, not just clock in.

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